Sorry ladies, but the host of the monthly show Ministry of the Secret Jokes, Doogie Horner (profile), is taken and he’s getting married! But come out tonight to Fergie’s Pub (1214 Sansom St.) to celebrate with a free edition of MOSJ starting at 8PM. There’s tons of stuff lined up: the comedy duo of Roger Weaver and Mike Rainey, the lightning accordian of Amir Gollan, Fastball Pitcher Bob Gutierrez, Female Divination Game: What’s Wrong? (no idea what this is), Worst-Man Speech Competition and the one and only Legendary WID doing a set.

Traditionally females aren’t allowed at a bachelor party, but Doogie is allowing them if they dress like dudes: “hair hidden under a hat or wig, and please wear a mustache, or don’t shave for a day or two. Any women who look like girls will not be admitted!” So take that, ladies!

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